For those of you who don't know who Fred Phelps is, he's a disbarred(disturbed) lawyer from Kansas who started his own church. His church is made up mostly of his extended family (except the ones who have any sense whatsoever) and others that are so simple-minded that they fall into his mind control trap. His fiery rhetoric regarding Americas' tolerance toward the gay lifestyle has taken a turn for the worse over the last year or so as he and his extended family has taken to protesting at funerals of military personnel killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. They hold up signs that read "Thank God for another dead soldier", and "God Hates Fags".
Now, those of you know know me, and those of you who have read my posts here, you know that I'm about as anti-gay as you can get, with the belief that it's completely unnatural, NOT genetic, and that anyone who tries to tell me otherwise is just wasting their time. However, I also believe that this IS America, and what you do in the privacy of your own bedroom is no ones' business but yours. Just keep it out of the schools, don't try to push your agenda on me, and I'll let you be. It's the radical freaks who demand that gay/lesbian/transexual education be taught in the schools or funded by government who piss me off.
However, this freak, Phelps, on a regular basis gets into virulent, graphic discussion of anal sex and homosexual relations to the point of disgusting most normal folks. It almost seems like he's one of those guys who protests just a weeeee bit too much. I mean, ok Fred, so you hate fags. So what? Protest AIDS clinics, protest at gay bars, go to San Francisco and go friggin crazy. But no, you choose to go to veterans funerals, where you know there's going to be media. Luckily, the Patriot Guard Riders, a grassroots group of bikers, formed over the last several months and follows this group of illiterate cross-breeders around the country and forms human shields between the mourners and the protesters.
By the way, for those of you who are ready to lump Phelps and his ilk into the general 'right wing facist' group including Pat 'I really need my meds' Robertson and Jerry 'Campari' Falwell, do a little research. He's given money to Democrats for years, and has pictures of himself and Al Gore on several occasions where they've had extensive talks.
Anyone who gets that much joy from spreading the word about fags and anal sex, deep down has to enjoy talking about it just a little.
So that's my theory, Fred likes talking about taking it in the pooper just a bit too much to be completely straight. Perhaps he's fantasizing about one of those big biker guys in their leather chaps, screaming in his mind "Ride me like yer Harley, big boy, RIDE ME".
Ok...I know....that's not right.....probably could left that last part to your imagination, but what fun is that?