Thursday, January 20, 2005


Ok, so amongst the guys @ work, we've had the discussion of women we'd do time in a Turkish Prison in exchange for a long hotel weekend with. Any female readers, feel free to skip this post, but if you truly want to know how the male mind works, you may want to stick around.

So, sometimes we'll sit around and say "Jennifer Garner OR Jennifer Aniston", and of course the guys sitting around all have their views and will strongly opine one way or another. (I suppose this is probably a good opportunity to tell folks that most of my links won't be safe for work, or at least, not ENCOURAGED at work).
So, I've developed a top 5 list of my own of women that I'd allow myself to be depilated with tweezers by a palsified 90-year-old man. Screw you if you don't agree.

5. Angelina Jolie - Like a rental Ferrari, you know you're not the first, you know you won't be the last, but you definitely want your friends to see you with it, and it'll be a hell of a ride!(thanks to T-shirt Hell for the description)

4. Halle Berry - The topless scene in Swordfish helped, but Monsters Ball (Billy Bob Thornton? Are you kidding me? That's why Angelina is all the way down @ #5) definitely hurt. Catwoman's leather helped, but still couldn't move her up any further.

3. Jessica Simpson- Look at that rack. Done.

2. Liv Tyler- Been in love with her since the 'Crazy' video. Her in a school-girl outfit is a killer.

1. Jennifer Garner- Are you frickin kidding me? Have you even SEEN Alias? The first episode this season when she was in the white teddy? Ouch.

Gotta step out for a second for 'tension relief' after thinking about the top 5.

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