So I'm just surfing, killing time while waiting for the clock to tick. And I find an article on MSNBC.com (yeah, I know, what that hell was I doing at that commie site), LINKED from Fark.com, about this video of this fat kid, lip-sync'ing to a Romanian techno song, dancing around in his chair, generally being an idiot. So, I figure if the Today show can do an entire segment on this guy, I probably should have linked to it at least two days ago when it was first sent to me by my buddy Jared.
As long as I'm giving out links to videos who's music will do a head-fuck on you (definition: Get into your head and you'll never get it out), check this one, and this one, and this one.
That should fill up your head with crap for a couple hours anyway.