To all of those who have emailed me or left comments here regarding my 'scammer' post, thank you. I'm glad that my experience could help someone else distinguish between a scam artist and a real "customer".
As for my experience, I've not heard back from the "FBI" or the worthless wastes of oxygen that were trying to scam me. But they're still out there and if I am contacted, be sure that I'll post it here in an attempt to both inform and identify the idiot.
"Let's be careful out there"