Sometimes someone says things in a way that is so succinct, precise, and on the money that it just works for me. My friend John, whom I have known since about 3rd or 4th grade recently shared a couple with me and I had to share them with you:
"White, straight, (gun-owning...I added that one)Republican Male. How else can I piss you off today?"
"Republicans: We work hard, so you don't have to".